So I’m sitting in a hotel room in Vegas right now and I thought, why not have a little impromptu contest? Here's the deal: I’ve had many, many jobs. Here is the list. ONE of these jobs is a lie. I’m going to give a book OR DVD (your choice) to the first person who can figure out which job I never had. Leave a comment with your pick and the first one who gets it is the winner and can pick a free book or DVD. These are all things I got PAID to do. Except one. Okay, you can probably eliminate two of the choices right away due to what the actual prizes are…
K-Mart Checkout Supervisor
General Assignment Journalist
Crime Reporter
Spotter for the American Gladiators
Vitamin Label Proofreader
Sitcom writer
Production Assistant
Help Desk Tech Support
Screenwriter
Deli counter employee
Author
Music and Movie stock guy for Clover retail stores
Director
Soap Opera Writer
Stand-up Comic
Producer
Office Temp
K-Mart “cash cage” employee
Video Game Tester
Like I said, ONE of these jobs I've never had. Which is it? Cue Jeopardy theme...
About Me
- Chris Mancini
- A comic and a filmmaker, Chris has written and directed many films, shows, and people who were lost looking for the mall. He has screened and spoken at various prestigious festivals including Slamdance, HBO’S US Comedy Arts festival, and at Comic-Con in San Diego. But nothing could have prepared him for the ultimate 2001ish surreal space baby adventure: Fatherhood.
Friday, July 17, 2009
Free Book or DVD Contest!
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11 comments:
I'm going to go with the "spotter for American Gladiators", because it sounds just too outlandish to be real.
Which means, with my luck, it will be real.
Do I get a second guess if I'm wrong on this?
"Vitamin Label Thingy." The DVD better be some awesome porno.
Damn I thought I knew all your jobs but this is harder than I expected. I'm going with "crime reporter" because I think I would remember if you had ever done that.
But when the heck did you work for Clover? I don't remember that at all.
It has to be office temp - because everyone else in the world has been something like that.
You were not a Video Game Tester - too obvious...
I'm going with the Vitamin Label Proofreader guy..
Book..
Pretty sur the answer is: Deli counter employee. Yes? No?
I could be a smartass and say author because I've read your book ;), but I'll go with the vitamin thingy as well.
I'm with Trip on the Deli counter thing. I remember getting vitamins as a Christmas present one year. So when do we get the answer?
Soap Opera Writer?
I'm just sayin'!
Okay... How about the K-Mart "cash-cage" employee? I know plenty of people who had been fired from such a job.
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