Friday, July 17, 2009

Free Book or DVD Contest!

So I’m sitting in a hotel room in Vegas right now and I thought, why not have a little impromptu contest? Here's the deal: I’ve had many, many jobs. Here is the list. ONE of these jobs is a lie. I’m going to give a book OR DVD (your choice) to the first person who can figure out which job I never had. Leave a comment with your pick and the first one who gets it is the winner and can pick a free book or DVD. These are all things I got PAID to do. Except one. Okay, you can probably eliminate two of the choices right away due to what the actual prizes are…

K-Mart Checkout Supervisor
General Assignment Journalist
Crime Reporter
Spotter for the American Gladiators
Vitamin Label Proofreader
Sitcom writer
Production Assistant
Help Desk Tech Support
Screenwriter
Deli counter employee
Author
Music and Movie stock guy for Clover retail stores
Director
Soap Opera Writer
Stand-up Comic
Producer
Office Temp
K-Mart “cash cage” employee
Video Game Tester

Like I said, ONE of these jobs I've never had. Which is it? Cue Jeopardy theme...

11 comments:

Badass Geek said...

I'm going to go with the "spotter for American Gladiators", because it sounds just too outlandish to be real.

Which means, with my luck, it will be real.

Do I get a second guess if I'm wrong on this?

Aunt Becky said...

"Vitamin Label Thingy." The DVD better be some awesome porno.

Chris Lane said...

Damn I thought I knew all your jobs but this is harder than I expected. I'm going with "crime reporter" because I think I would remember if you had ever done that.

But when the heck did you work for Clover? I don't remember that at all.

Sober Mommy said...

It has to be office temp - because everyone else in the world has been something like that.

Dana Eagle is cool said...

You were not a Video Game Tester - too obvious...

Eric the Bolton said...

I'm going with the Vitamin Label Proofreader guy..

Book..

Trip said...

Pretty sur the answer is: Deli counter employee. Yes? No?

Def Dave said...

I could be a smartass and say author because I've read your book ;), but I'll go with the vitamin thingy as well.

Chris Lane said...

I'm with Trip on the Deli counter thing. I remember getting vitamins as a Christmas present one year. So when do we get the answer?

Shari said...

Soap Opera Writer?

I'm just sayin'!

Badass Geek said...

Okay... How about the K-Mart "cash-cage" employee? I know plenty of people who had been fired from such a job.

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