Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Preschooler Questions You Will Never Get an Honest Answer to

OK, so the toddler was up at 5:00 am, didn’t nap, and our daughter is at dance class with mommy, giving me close to 12 hours of constant childcare. Right now I am either looking for a noose or toddler sized ether.

Also, I did a little spot for ABC News in LA about stay at home parents and a new website called ourmilkmoney.com You can check it our here:

http://abclocal.go.com/kabc/video?id=7256662

Now, I have noticed there are a bunch of questions that you can ask a preschooler and never get an honest answer to. Here are but a few. Feel free to add your own in the comments:

Did you wash your hands?

What did you do to the cat?

Why is your brother crying?

Where did your vegetables go? Did you eat them?

Who do you like better, me or Mommy? (SURELY) this one will always come back a lie.

Are you calling China? Who do you know in China?

Is that your third piece of chocolate?

How do you keep ordering things off Amazon? You don’t even have a computer.

Are you scared of clowns?

Are you going to be good for the entire time we’re at the funeral?

5 comments:

Juli Ryan said...

12 hours of constant child care is my every day. This is why I'm mental.

Eric said...

When I ask the who do you like better questions. I always give the daddy option last. Because they repeat the last thing I said.

Badass Geek said...

Also:

"How did you fit that up your nose?"

JeffScape said...

"Are you sure this Playboy subscription was an accident?"

Mala said...

Oh and don't forget, "Did you break this?" and "what the hell is this sticky stuff?"

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